Okay, here’s a question for you geniuses on the internet: what the hell is this guy thinking? I mean, all he’s got is his rock—what’s the deal? Is he thinking about selling the rock?
That’s sometimes how I feel when I think about Canada. We’re always thinking about what’s next, whether it’s the winter, what we’re going to have for lunch, or even just what time the game is gonna be on later in the day.
When you’re in Canada, that’s just how it is: there’s no shortage of things to think about, and there’s never enough time to think about them all. There’s just so much going through your mind, at every moment it feels like there are a million thoughts going through your brain a second. Sometimes it feels like your brain is going to explode. And I’m gonna guess that’s exactly how our friend the Thinker here is feeling.